Good God, Lemon

Maria | 18 | Georgia Tech

Human Disaster

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"Somewhere, in some town, there really are the best waffles in the world. So delicious and rich and golden brown that anyone who tasted them would decide never to leave that town. Somewhere those waffles exist. Why can’t it be here?"

  leslie x waffles   the only ship to set sail   parks and rec

I love my baby and you know I couldn’t live without her
But now I need to make every girl think this song’s about her
Just to make sure that they spread it like the plague
So I describe my dream girl as really really vague like…

  bo burnham   ily

Chris and I used to slash budgets individually. When he would do it by himself, nothing got done, and when I did it by myself, I’d get death threats. Together it seems to work.

  ben and chris   parks and rec   brotp

“’No’ is the only control you have as an actor. That’s a big one. And, a good one for me because I’m such a people pleaser, and I’m not so good with boundaries, so that’s definitely something I still work on.”

  aubrey plaza