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Good God, Lemon

Maria | 18 | Georgia Tech

Human Disaster

The comprehensive and encyclopedic compendium of all things 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, and Adam Scott.


"She’s sort of this cute, small girl who is also tougher than anyone you’re going to run into. More than any other comedian I’ve ever worked with, she’s who I’d want with me in an alley fight. But if we did get into one, I’m sure it’d be because Poehler started it.” — Seth Meyers

  amy poehler   queue butt!

viviknope said:  Ben Wyatt!
  • How I feel about this character

Benjamin Wyatt is the stupidest person to ever exist. But he’s simultaneously my favorite character ever and I want to be his best friend/marry him. He is terrible face wise. He’s got a gr8 butt, nice hair, and super sperms. His crush on Leslie in season 3 is the most adorable thing ever. He wears too much plaid but I’m ok with it. He’s really dumb and I despise every aspect of his personality. But I love him and he’s my favorite.

He also looks hawt af in a tux.

  • All the people I ship romantically with this character

Leslie Knope, calzones, Joan Callamezzo (otp: is she gonna powder her vagina), Barney the accountant, Jerrylarryterrygary

  • My non-romantic OTP for this character

JEAN RALPHIO, April, Ron, Andy, Tom, pretty much everybody

  • My unpopular opinion about this character

He is not the “straight man,” as many people say. He frequently is perplexed by Pawnee’s weirdness and sometimes acts like a normal person, but he has some weird-ass quirks too. (impeached at 18, claymaysh, the cones of dunshire, calzones, being weird on television)

  • One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.

I wish he and Mark had crossed paths at some point. Especially after he was crushing on Leslie. 

OR THAT FUCKING CHRIS DIDN’T COCKBLOCK HIM DURING ROADTRIP IM STILL UPSET

  viviknope   thank you   ben is a complicated guy   ask   ask meme


Anonymous said:  Adam Scott could rip my ass in two

adumbscotts:

the only thing you should be ripping are pages out of a bible so you can recite hail mary’s bc you need jesus

  jesus christ   who even thinks of these things

"My best day had to be the day after I wrapped Guardians of the Galaxy. I was very homesick and coming home to my wife, and my home, and to my son, who was at the time 13 months old. My wife told me there’s a chance he won’t recognize you—but that’s okay that happens all the time. He doesn’t know, he might be a little shy…"

  is it possible to love him more   chris pratt

extr40rdinary said:  do the thing for Kenneth parcell
  • How I feel about this character

He’s the most adorable ray of sunshine ever. He’s such a delight. I love him. 

  • All the people I ship romantically with this character

Cerie!

  • My non-romantic OTP for this character

Grizz, Dotcom, Tracy, Jack

  • My unpopular opinion about this character

I don’t think that any of my opinions about him are controversial…

  • One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.

I wish that he actually had a legit girlfriend. His thing with Hazel was weird. I’d prefer if he got with someone normal and had a relationship even if it were just for one episode.

  thank you!!   ask   ask meme   extr40rdinary

GIVE ME A CHARACTER; 

fatallyxfragile:

and I’ll break their ass down:

  • How I feel about this character
  • All the people I ship romantically with this character
  • My non-romantic OTP for this character
  • My unpopular opinion about this character
  • One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.
  do it guys   i had an amazing nap today so i feel ready to do this   thanks   ask meme

tracy-westside:

No, it is so not fine. I was a jerk. And if you don’t mind my saying, your dad is a complete idiot for not calling.

  did carter bays even watch his own show   himym   swarkles