Maria | 18 | Georgia Tech
The comprehensive and encyclopedic compendium of all things 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, and Adam Scott.
"She’s sort of this cute, small girl who is also tougher than anyone you’re going to run into. More than any other comedian I’ve ever worked with, she’s who I’d want with me in an alley fight. But if we did get into one, I’m sure it’d be because Poehler started it.” — Seth Meyers
Benjamin Wyatt is the stupidest person to ever exist. But he’s simultaneously my favorite character ever and I want to be his best friend/marry him. He is terrible face wise. He’s got a gr8 butt, nice hair, and super sperms. His crush on Leslie in season 3 is the most adorable thing ever. He wears too much plaid but I’m ok with it. He’s really dumb and I despise every aspect of his personality. But I love him and he’s my favorite.
He also looks hawt af in a tux.
Leslie Knope, calzones, Joan Callamezzo (otp: is she gonna powder her vagina), Barney the accountant, Jerrylarryterrygary
JEAN RALPHIO, April, Ron, Andy, Tom, pretty much everybody
He is not the “straight man,” as many people say. He frequently is perplexed by Pawnee’s weirdness and sometimes acts like a normal person, but he has some weird-ass quirks too. (impeached at 18, claymaysh, the cones of dunshire, calzones, being weird on television)
I wish he and Mark had crossed paths at some point. Especially after he was crushing on Leslie.
OR THAT FUCKING CHRIS DIDN’T COCKBLOCK HIM DURING ROADTRIP IM STILL UPSET
the only thing you should be ripping are pages out of a bible so you can recite hail mary’s bc you need jesus
"My best day had to be the day after I wrapped Guardians of the Galaxy. I was very homesick and coming home to my wife, and my home, and to my son, who was at the time 13 months old. My wife told me there’s a chance he won’t recognize you—but that’s okay that happens all the time. He doesn’t know, he might be a little shy…"
He’s the most adorable ray of sunshine ever. He’s such a delight. I love him.
Grizz, Dotcom, Tracy, Jack
I don’t think that any of my opinions about him are controversial…
I wish that he actually had a legit girlfriend. His thing with Hazel was weird. I’d prefer if he got with someone normal and had a relationship even if it were just for one episode.
and I’ll break their ass down:
- How I feel about this character
- All the people I ship romantically with this character
- My non-romantic OTP for this character
- My unpopular opinion about this character
- One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.
No, it is so not fine. I was a jerk. And if you don’t mind my saying, your dad is a complete idiot for not calling.